It all started with a call from the Haikou government. We've learned to love it when they call us because it always results in some sort of fun adventure. They wanted us to participate in the International Hainan Wedding Festival, including a group wedding ceremony with 60 couples and a free hot air balloon ride. See, in order for it to be international they needed some international type people! Apparently we were first on the list of cute young foreign couples who lived in Haikou. Hooray!
We almost had to say no, because the main activity was on a Saturday. Saturdays are usually our super busy days, with 6 hours teaching each. Due to the upcoming Dragon Boat Festival though, the kids in our Saturday classes had to do make up school at their regular schools that day, and that meant all our Saturday classes were cancelled! Hooray!

I went in for a dress fitting on Friday afternoon. I was ushered into a small room lined with tables, all draped with every style of wedding dress. The room had about 15 Chinese women inside, some trying on dresses, others assisting. I was already resigned to the fact that I would probably end up with a really hideous wedding dress, so I decided to just accept the first one that fit reasonably well and had straps. I ended up with one that had more dangling jewels than I would have liked, and was way too long, but otherwise wasn't too bad. It could have been a WHOLE LOT WORSE!
So, they handed me the dress to try on, and I realized I was going to have to get naked in front of 15 women I'd just met two minutes ago. Oh well, I thought, and started unbuttoning my blouse. Two of the assistants helpfully reached over and started unbuttoning things for me and trying to pull off my clothes! Hands off the merchandise, I thought, and told them thank you, but I can do it by myself! Luckily I'd worn some of my more presentable underwear, with the thought that this kind of thing was likely to happen!

We found out that most of the other couples were staying in the hotel, and asked if we could stay there too. No problem! We went over to the Baohua hotel that night after our evening classes and checked in. Decent room, about 4 star quality, and free! We ended up staying two nights, and could have stayed another few days as well, but we had to get back home and take care of a few things. We enjoyed the Star Movie channel in the hotel room and ended up watching Encino Man (ow, my pancreas!) and Bedtime Stories (for FREEEEEEEE!!!)
Early Saturday morning we were down in the lobby for a buffet breakfast (so-so) and then we climbed in to a bus to go to Evergreen Park. Which is funny because the hotel is literally across the street from the park. We had seen the hot air balloons from the hotel windows, and we were pretty excited. One by one the 60 couples got a chance to climb in and fly up in the sky! Not too far up, as the balloons were tethered to the ground, but it was still lots of fun. The media discovered that there were FOREIGNERS (us!) and swarmed around for photos and interviews. They interviewed

us in Chinese most of the time, and English a few times. They swarmed us every chance they got through the rest of the two days we were there. You can see
a video of us here.
After flying in the balloon, we had a dry run for the ceremony that evening and then headed back to the hotel for lunch. I was told to come down to the dressing room at 1:30 to get into my dress, and have my hair and makeup done. Getting changed was a little less traumatic this time, as there were only 4 or 5 other women in the room with me, and they let me take care of things a little bit more on my own. Then over to hair and makeup, where there were about 15 beauty stations set up! I sat and waited with the other brides for about half an hour for my turn. That was ok though, since I brought a book. They put more makeup on me than I wore at my own actual wedding, and when I saw my eye makeup in the mirror I immediately thought of Jade Rhoden! Hi Jade! I saw they were teasing the heck out of some of the girls' hair, and that made me nervous. I have very long hair and one of the ways it stays that way is I don't do horrible things to it, like teasing! So Erik helped me explain to the girl that I really didn't want her to do that, and she was very agreeable and found a style that required minimal hairspraying, too. Hooray! I took before and after shots of the beautification process.
Before:

After:

Then I got to relax a bit before dinner. I started completely pouring about 5 pm, so I was a little concerned since our ceremony was in Evergreen Park, and hoped they had an alternate venue in case of inclement weather! Luckily it stopped while we were eating dinner. Had to walk through a very muddy field in spiky shoes and a trailing dress though! Spent most of the time trying to hold my flowers, hold my

dress out of the mud, and walk without falling down as my high heels kept sinking in. I practically never wear high heels anyway, so I was already at a disadvantage!
There was lots of standing around in the field (being interviewed!) waiting for our number to be called, as there were 60 couples and we were number 56. Finally it was our turn though, and we went up to sign our names inside a heart on a banner. Then more waiting before we walked under a flowery arch and they announced us. They said we came from Germany though, so we had to correct them! After walking blinded up the aisle as they took more photos than I think I've had taken in my entire life to date, we got to sit for a while and watch a show which featured the female dancers slapping the male dancers who were courting them. Entertaining! Then all the couples got up and recited vows, bowed to each other, and had a ten-second kiss. We all stood up on risers on the stage for a massive group photo and then it was back to the hotel to try to wash all the goo off my face, and pick off the artificial eyelashes!

In the morning we had buffet breakfast again and then everybody was bussed out to the Haikou Volcano. We were all wearing our matching red flowered shirts, and there was a real "tour group" feeling, with everybody climbing for five minutes, then stopping for one thing or another. We were given white lilies to carry, and heart shaped locks to lock onto the chain railing. (The locks symbolized our hearts forever locked together) There is a little altar halfway up and they had a group bowing and incense lighting time. We did not participate in that one. Then up to the top and back down for a really nice lunch at the base of the mountain. We ended up sitting with several couples from various parts of China so we got to play the "local" role and tell everybody about the Hainan specialty dishes we were eating.
There were apparently another 3-4 days of activities we could have participated in, but we needed to get back to our real lives (and our doggies!) so we checked out of the hotel and bid our tourguide goodbye. She tried really hard to persuade us to stick around, but finally gave us both hugs, said goodbye, and invited us to come back and do it all again next year!
Kisses to you all and thanks for reading this very long story!
